makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

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thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

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newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

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FALL 2014 HOTTEST NEW TREND: GRUNGE

IT’S RETRO, IT’S NOW, IT’S JUST FUCKING DENIM HOLY SHIT NO FLANNEL IN SIGHT JUST JEANS JUST BUY JEANS AND CALL IT “GRUNGE” CALL IT ANYTHING YOU WANT NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE

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It’s getting to the point where all the porn on my dash is more inconvenient than titillating 

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samehat:

Beautiful “Cat-Eyed Boy” tattoo spotted on the street in the Mission, San Francisco!

(Photo by our buddy Sophia Foster-Dimino)

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mme-cacahuete:

Imaan Hammam // More is More (January 2014)

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manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Édouard Manet

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The whole show ladies ‘n’ gents

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simulated:

Comme des Garcons Spring 2005 X Prada Spring 2008

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kochalka:

Oliver drew this man and colored it with sap from a plant that grows in our back yard.  Why did he erase the man’s hat?  I liked the man’s hat.

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cerberus-9:

Billions of data

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